Honorary Graduate - Edward 'Peewee' Morris

Character Profile - Edward 'Peewee' Morris

APPEARED IN: Porky's (1982), Porky's II: The Next Day (1983), Porky's Revenge (1985)

ACTOR: Dan Monahan

QUOTE: "I tore her up. She's ruined!"

ARCH NEMESIS: The ruler in his nightstand, his virginity.

INTERESTS: Peeping in the girls' shower, loose women, Swedish chicks, wet dreams, running train, streaking, hitting up Porky's, religiously maintaining a penis growth chart, pranks, library porn, basketball, Shakespeare... sort of.

DISTINGUISHABLE TRAITS: Often in a state of arousal, easily hoodwinked, goofball, brunt of most jokes, sensitive. They don't call him 'Peewee' for nothing.

The most famous of all the Porky's characters, Edward 'Peewee' Morris is the horniest guy at Angel Beach High that tries the hardest but never manages to score. After blowing his chance with the biggest whore in town, Peewee learns that wearing a rubber to a first date is never a good idea and from there sets his eyes on Wendy, a nice girl with a bad reputation. Closing off the essential teen sex comedy by beating his chest like King Kong after losing his cherry, Peewee then fights the good fight against bigotry in its first sequel as he and the boys waged war against Klan members and religious zealots. Being the cause of and effect to much of the comedy relief in the Porky's trilogy, Peewee can't even catch a break when spying through the peepholes of the girls' showers when his view of hot bush and boobs is obstructed by the naked rear end of the lone fat chick in class. Peewee's just got that kind of luck, but he's a damn good sport about it. B.A.L.L.S. Academy salutes Peewee for his antics and bravery in the face of bigotry... and the fact that he dressed as a total tool for a stageplay in the name of art.



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