-"I was busy!"
-"No. But you don’t always have the choice."
-"Oh, they're, uh...very nice."
"Would you like to touch them?"
-"Seriously, what is wrong with you three?"
- "Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!"
-"Yeah, is this enough?"
- "Well, hey, love hurts!"
- "Yeah, I’m a little aged, but I go down smooth."
- "Because this is America, dude, and as long as I have my freedom of speech, no one's going to shut me up!"
- “Hey, I got a social disease!”
- “No cock pump. Barry White.”
- "I’ll cover your boobs!”
- "Exactly--that's why we're going!”
- "I don't want to think about that."
- "Yes, I know...but what if he buttfucked her?"
- "Why does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?"
- "What do you mean?"
- "I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend."
- "No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night."
- "I guess my plan is to keep working at Suncoast video until I figure out what I wanna do with my life."
Unrack our boards just as soon as we get there!
Stack 'em in the sand while they're breaking just right,
Yeah, we're surfin' all day and we're swingin' all night!
Vacation is here! Beach Party tonight!"
- "Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls, man?"
- "By exploiting the attributes of women’s bodies for the lustful cravings of chauvinistic male morons? In other words, we think it’s a great idea! Where do we sign?!"
- "No, they just tell them."
- "Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in, which is a huge concern."