Character Profile - David Wooderson
APPEARED IN: Dazed and Confused (1993)
ACTOR: Matthew McConaughey
QUOTE: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
NICKNAME: Woodabeen
FAVORITE ALBUM: Tooth, Fang, and Claw – Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes
INTERESTS: Redheads, freshmen girls, working for the city, keeping a little change in his pocket, not listening to dipshits, foosball, joints, pool, L-I-V-I-N.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Played football at Lee High School, considered going to junior college
Character Profile - Edward 'Peewee' Morris
APPEARED IN: Porky's (1982), Porky's II: The Next Day (1983), Porky's Revenge (1985)
ACTOR: Dan Monahan
QUOTE: "I tore her up. She's ruined!"
ARCH NEMESIS: The ruler in his nightstand, his virginity.
INTERESTS: Peeping in the girls' shower, loose women, Swedish chicks, wet dreams, running train, streaking, hitting up Porky's, religiously maintaining a penis growth chart, pranks, library porn, basketball, Shakespeare... sort of.
DISTINGUISHABLE TRAITS: Often in a state of arousal, easily hoodwinked, goofball, brunt of most jokes, sensitive. They don't call him 'Peewee' for nothing.
Character Profile - Freddy Shoop
APPEARED IN: Summer School (1987)
ACTOR: Mark Harmon
QUOTE: "I'm not a real teacher!"
OCCUPATION: Gym teacher / Remedial English summer school teacher.
INTERESTS: Not teaching, blondes, his dog, summer vacation, letting students grade themselves, gaudy sunglasses, rock n' roll, junk food.
DISTINGUISHABLE TRAITS: Terrific sense of humor, cool, wholesomely irresponsible, may be a "quitter", good heart.
The greatest teacher of all-time, Freddy Shoop is the kind of laid back instructor that every cool kid wants to have for his whole high school tenure, let alone a single semester. Our own Brett G. can also attest he's the kind of teacher all teachers wish they could be, even if they're afraid to admit it. He's a personable guy, not too uptight and doesn't mind a few hell-raisers in class, in fact, he often encourages it. After another teacher wins the lottery, Shoop is forced to teach a bunch of goof-offs English over the summer he had planned to go to Hawaii with his hot little blonde. Over the course of the film, Shoop matures as a professional while staying true to himself, relating to and guiding the oddest of students. B.A.L.L.S. Academy salutes Freddy Shoop for being one of the most admirable and wittiest characters in teen comedy history.
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